1. |
Premature Cheese Part 2
02:46
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just 20 pounds and a nose job away
from the prettiest guy of the 20th century
physically dead and gone, but god not forgotten
let's rebury that man in an mtv-free coffin
once a stripper, always a whore
he woulda done better with the girl next door
he woulda been better off all by himself
he woulda been better off with someone else
just 40 miles and a paycheck away
from the ugliest town on a map of the u.s.a.
wanna see you tonight don't remember your face
i gotta fantasy mind and it's working on overtime
once a gossip, always a bore
he woulda done better with the girl next door
he woulda been better off all by himself
he woulda been better off with someone else
like me
you and i will make acne the fashion
and i will make our love everlasting
you and i will make acne the fashion
and you will make our love neverlasting
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2. |
Slut As Style
02:39
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her head resembles an empty mailbox
sits on top of a flashdance collar
one hundred percent virgin acrylic
one hundred percent wouldn't you like to know
(wouldn't you like to go
i don't really think so)
what she does with her time?
how she got so sublime?
how does she pay her rent?
how much money she spent?
on that outfit
laying around on a bloodstained loveseat
lying about her thirtieth birthday
she wears her heart deep within her ribcage
she wears her breasts high up on her chest
protruding from her dress
trying on all her clothes
reconstructing her nose
party in south of pas(adena)
doing a nudie dance
for her brother's friends
the most punk rock thing that she could do
is to look bad in last year's swimsuit
the least punk rock thing that she could do
is to play that song loud
with the top down
(is to sing that song loud
with her top down)
Slut As Style
yeah
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3. |
Falcon Eddy Theme Song
02:28
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craig knows that i know
and i know that craig knows
and they know that we know
and we know that they know we know they know
but that's alright it's okay
because it's a shared kind of knowledge
and it isn't one that we had to go to college to to get
the word is out on the street
oh yeah
we are Falcon Eddy
and this is the Falcon Eddy Theme Song
sometimes known as jimmy crack huffa
other times known as chan ho bitemark
we are a dynamic duo
sometimes a gruesome twosome
we are not a couple
we're in love with the music
oh yeah
we are warm and fuzzy
we are lovey-dovey
we are hot and heavy
we are Falcon Eddy
and if you wanna come up to us after the show
and tell us how great we are
that's cool, be our guest
but if yer gonna pull out some goddamned business card
with yer studio time on it and how much it costs per hour
just leave us alone
oh yeah
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4. |
Christian Crank
01:30
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yer Christian Crank it
makes me sick it
makes me feel like
jesus shit
yer Christian Crank it
make me well it
makes me go like
richard hell
i'm gonna find it
and grind it
brew it
for you
yer Christian Crank it
makes me speed it
makes me drive like
steve mcqueen
yer Christian Crank it
makes me wake it
makes me burn like
joan at the stake
it's a greasy high
but i don't mind
'cause after four or five cups
i'm feeling fine
yer Christian Crank it
makes me rev it
is like poison
bell biv devoe
yer Christian Crank it
makes me high it
makes me fly like
princess di
jesus fish
crucifix
god is good
liquid food
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5. |
Seventh Day
02:39
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hold down the telephone pole wire
hold down the telephone
hold down the telephone pole wire
hold down the telephone
so what's it gonna be my little chickadee
you gonna hold it down you gonna come with me
i'll take ya out back and we'll climb that pole
we'll listen in to conversations 'round the globe
so what's it gonna be my megaphone friend
you gonna hold it down or you gonna spend
lotsa time with me on the phone tonight
we'll keep the operator tight with flashing orange lights
please don't put me on the speakerphone
i wanna be there but instead i'm at home
please don't leave me on the speakerphone
i didn't call you up to be left alone
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6. |
Claim to Lame
02:34
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7. |
It's Too Late
01:21
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It's Too Late to go back
because you've already said goodbye
and It's Too Late to go back
and now the tears they're starting to show
yer starting to cry
oh why oh why oh why
would you wanna go back?
to the place
to the place your dog is buried
to the place that you were carried
over the threshold and over the edge
well we think that you should make a pledge
to yourself as somebody else
who's a little bit cooler and a whole lot wiser
'cause if you don't you'll soon despise her
and It's Too Late to go back
it's never too late to go back
It's Too Late to go back
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8. |
Xotchyl
03:49
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Xotchyl
i feel for
Xotchyl
our love
come on
my little mexican flower
i can feel
all your primitive power
come on
hispanic fantastic
your skin
and when Xotchyl was just a little girl
all of her family and family friends
said she looked just like a french movie actress
and when Xotchyl grew up
all of her family and family friends
said she looked just like a french movie actress
only older
Xotchyl
our love is surreal
Xotchyl
your skin
and when Xotchyl moved
from perris lake california
to paris france
in the fall of 1999
and then she moved back again
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9. |
Van Without Windows
01:59
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what's going on inside
what's going on behind
scary shit oh yeah
she's acting just like a girlfriend
inside the windowless van
there is a widowless man
inside the windowless van
there is a widowless man
never go inside one
hey! need a ride hon?
no thanks i've got a car
and it's got windows all around it
take an unleaded load off
we'll cruise for babes and cool brews
take an unleaded load off
we'll cruise for babes and cool brews
a miniature porthole
an underwater scene
doing stuff inside
that will never be seen
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