1. |
Call Me Not
01:23
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don't call me m'am
don't call me dude
don't call me man
i think it's rude
when you do and if you
wanna give me a call
then why don't you try
my valentine honeypile or sweet child o' mine
don't call me m'am
diazepam
die as i am
i wanna hold yer hand if i may
and if you wanna give me a try
then why don't you call me
my valentine, honeypile, or sweet child o' mine
don't call me m'am
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2. |
Minute 10
01:32
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i'm boy crazy and
you're a crazy boy
let's get together and
give one another some
joy
'cause tonight is all we have
so enjoy
you're much too much baby
and i'm too much too
let's get together and
give one another some
room
'cause tonight is all we have
so you'll do
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3. |
Houses People and Trees
02:40
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H P & T
don't need to be
on t.v. to be legit
martha stewart
you know her shit stinks too
do you have
any hobbies you can sell
just as well
yer mom will love you anyway
H P & T
Spider-man
you know he doesn't have a mouth
that's okay
he's fresh he's now he's yesterday
he's got a sixth sense!
floating all around his head
so he knows
when his aunt may is dead
H P & T
i know a crow
a crow who lives in a grove
lemon trees
seven acres and a half
bird half man
we all have an alcatraz
little cell
a little piece of living hell
H P & T
three things
to let you know in your mind
you're alive
you are awake when you're asleep
and you dream
that you are floating down a path
shaded by Trees
and surrounded
by Houses
with People in them
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4. |
Building
02:26
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got a new thing
teach it to sing
buy it guitar and then a ring
got a new toy
for to enjoy
give it a job and un-employ
watch your mouth fall down
fall down like a Building
how can something so pathetic
come from something that is so pretty
got a new face
what a disgrace
make-up and let down
irreplace
watch your mouth fall down
fall down like a Building
how can something so prophetic
come from something that is so shitty
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5. |
Matte Blansit
03:49
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he's a white trash stoner from arizona
his t-shirt reads "Iron Chef Gives Me A Boner"
gonna pack a bowl and then we'll get rollin'
in a rental van with a knife that's stolen
matty cups has got enough
enough for all of us
his apartment's small and his kitchen's more so
gonna stop on by for a bitchen morsel
every crooked nanny has a busted torso
from a life spent bent over a stove that's too low
zesty lemon curd and a raspberry compote
gonna strain the seeds and throw them in the compost
watch the females bud and then slit their throats
strike a match a pose and then vogue
i've been craving your
curried chicken finger sandwiches
with the crusts cut
off
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6. |
PTSD
02:08
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hate yourself
reanalyze
be paranoid
more than you should be
quote yourself
self-plagiarize
reiterate
obliterate
fuck yourself
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7. |
Nathan's Pratfall
00:17
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8. |
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i've got a picture in my wallet of my cat
his name is "Oreo" i did not name him that
he is a hand-me-down from my cousuncle's friend
i did not want him at first now he is my best friend
Oreo what did i do without my Oreo
Oreo what will i do without my Oreo
i've got a picture of my wallet in my cat
it is my favorite/only wallet made from scratch
it is tan corduroy with a bitchin' knife patch
so if a robber tries to steal it he gets stabbed
Oreo what did i do without my Oreo
Oreo what will i do without my Oreo
and on the cat food bag
is a girl and her cat
looking quite happy
maybe one day she can
trade him up for a man
but until then she'll be catnapping
i've got a picture in my wallet made of cat
furry and black and white can you imagine that
my bubba died i cried and then i got a lightbulb
took him to a taxidermist to make me a twofold
xoxoxoxoxoxo
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9. |
Wishful Thinking
02:39
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i get respect
from people i respect
and what did you expect
some kind of fuckin' reject
'cause i'm the teacher's pet
excelling in all subject
without flaw or defect
'cause everything is perfect
you bet
just a little bit
more than just a little bit
what you want
you know that i got it
what you need
you know that i got it
kisses!
sweeter than honey
and guess what baby
so is my money
sock it to me
sock it to me oh yeah
(elfin magic guitar solo)
i get respect
from people i respect
and what did you expect
some kind of fuckin' reject
'cause i'm the teacher's pet
excelling in all subject
without flaw or defect
'cause everything is prefect
you bet
respect begat
respect begat
respect
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10. |
Smile
03:45
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why
do you never smile
boy it's been a while
since i have seen you
aside from that one obscene view
how
could it be so long
ago we wrote that song
indian style together
shirtless and with pants of leather
gone
are the days of your
significance and more
so over under around
word is spreading downtown and out
why
do you never Smile
girl it's been awhile
since i have been you
beside myself at that venue
how
could it be so wrong
for you to right that wrong
what right do you have to do
all the things that you want to do
gone
are the days of yore
ambivalence
before you go
i think you should know
that this is all on the down low
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11. |
Good Listener
01:30
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oh can't you feel me
you feel me listening
the hair is bristling on
the back of your neck
i know your number
i never call it
but i installed it on
the speed dial it's number three
maybe there
will come a day
that you will feel
the very same
but until then
i'll stay insane
i am a walking
sleep-talking cliche
of paper mache
pasty
and hollow on the inside
it's all a daydream
of chocolate ice cream
instead of yogurt
a cone
instead of styrofoam
which utensil
will he choose
could be a spork
maybe a spoon
but never a knife
such is life
i never met you
you are my best friend
from now 'til always
or just
until the record ends
what is scary
becomes fun
then gets boring
then you're done
then you start
all over again
oh can't you feel me
you feel me listening
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12. |
Totally Totalled
04:08
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you had better
get better
or i'm gonna
go tell your mother
don't know whether
it's the weather
could be the sun the moon the tide whatever
better get it
the fuck together
Totally Totalled
airtight
and conditioned
never knowing
just what hit ya
if you should ac-
cept the mission
buckle down and
fuck tradition
Totally Totalled
listening to Reckoning...
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