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by Falcon Eddy

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1.
Call Me Not 01:23
don't call me m'am don't call me dude don't call me man i think it's rude when you do and if you wanna give me a call then why don't you try my valentine honeypile or sweet child o' mine don't call me m'am diazepam die as i am i wanna hold yer hand if i may and if you wanna give me a try then why don't you call me my valentine, honeypile, or sweet child o' mine don't call me m'am
2.
Minute 10 01:32
i'm boy crazy and you're a crazy boy let's get together and give one another some joy 'cause tonight is all we have so enjoy you're much too much baby and i'm too much too let's get together and give one another some room 'cause tonight is all we have so you'll do
3.
H P & T don't need to be on t.v. to be legit martha stewart you know her shit stinks too do you have any hobbies you can sell just as well yer mom will love you anyway H P & T Spider-man you know he doesn't have a mouth that's okay he's fresh he's now he's yesterday he's got a sixth sense! floating all around his head so he knows when his aunt may is dead H P & T i know a crow a crow who lives in a grove lemon trees seven acres and a half bird half man we all have an alcatraz little cell a little piece of living hell H P & T three things to let you know in your mind you're alive you are awake when you're asleep and you dream that you are floating down a path shaded by Trees and surrounded by Houses with People in them
4.
Building 02:26
got a new thing teach it to sing buy it guitar and then a ring got a new toy for to enjoy give it a job and un-employ watch your mouth fall down fall down like a Building how can something so pathetic come from something that is so pretty got a new face what a disgrace make-up and let down irreplace watch your mouth fall down fall down like a Building how can something so prophetic come from something that is so shitty
5.
he's a white trash stoner from arizona his t-shirt reads "Iron Chef Gives Me A Boner" gonna pack a bowl and then we'll get rollin' in a rental van with a knife that's stolen matty cups has got enough enough for all of us his apartment's small and his kitchen's more so gonna stop on by for a bitchen morsel every crooked nanny has a busted torso from a life spent bent over a stove that's too low zesty lemon curd and a raspberry compote gonna strain the seeds and throw them in the compost watch the females bud and then slit their throats strike a match a pose and then vogue i've been craving your curried chicken finger sandwiches with the crusts cut off
6.
PTSD 02:08
hate yourself reanalyze be paranoid more than you should be quote yourself self-plagiarize reiterate obliterate fuck yourself
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8.
i've got a picture in my wallet of my cat his name is "Oreo" i did not name him that he is a hand-me-down from my cousuncle's friend i did not want him at first now he is my best friend Oreo what did i do without my Oreo Oreo what will i do without my Oreo i've got a picture of my wallet in my cat it is my favorite/only wallet made from scratch it is tan corduroy with a bitchin' knife patch so if a robber tries to steal it he gets stabbed Oreo what did i do without my Oreo Oreo what will i do without my Oreo and on the cat food bag is a girl and her cat looking quite happy maybe one day she can trade him up for a man but until then she'll be catnapping i've got a picture in my wallet made of cat furry and black and white can you imagine that my bubba died i cried and then i got a lightbulb took him to a taxidermist to make me a twofold xoxoxoxoxoxo
9.
i get respect from people i respect and what did you expect some kind of fuckin' reject 'cause i'm the teacher's pet excelling in all subject without flaw or defect 'cause everything is perfect you bet just a little bit more than just a little bit what you want you know that i got it what you need you know that i got it kisses! sweeter than honey and guess what baby so is my money sock it to me sock it to me oh yeah (elfin magic guitar solo) i get respect from people i respect and what did you expect some kind of fuckin' reject 'cause i'm the teacher's pet excelling in all subject without flaw or defect 'cause everything is prefect you bet respect begat respect begat respect
10.
Smile 03:45
why do you never smile boy it's been a while since i have seen you aside from that one obscene view how could it be so long ago we wrote that song indian style together shirtless and with pants of leather gone are the days of your significance and more so over under around word is spreading downtown and out why do you never Smile girl it's been awhile since i have been you beside myself at that venue how could it be so wrong for you to right that wrong what right do you have to do all the things that you want to do gone are the days of yore ambivalence before you go i think you should know that this is all on the down low
11.
oh can't you feel me you feel me listening the hair is bristling on the back of your neck i know your number i never call it but i installed it on the speed dial it's number three maybe there will come a day that you will feel the very same but until then i'll stay insane i am a walking sleep-talking cliche of paper mache pasty and hollow on the inside it's all a daydream of chocolate ice cream instead of yogurt a cone instead of styrofoam which utensil will he choose could be a spork maybe a spoon but never a knife such is life i never met you you are my best friend from now 'til always or just until the record ends what is scary becomes fun then gets boring then you're done then you start all over again oh can't you feel me you feel me listening
12.
you had better get better or i'm gonna go tell your mother don't know whether it's the weather could be the sun the moon the tide whatever better get it the fuck together Totally Totalled airtight and conditioned never knowing just what hit ya if you should ac- cept the mission buckle down and fuck tradition Totally Totalled listening to Reckoning...

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released September 3, 2020

amy maloof: guitar, vocals
nathan wilson: bass, vocals, psych guitar on Smile
steve folta: drums, vocals, percussion, additional guitar on Good Listener and Totally Totalled, elfin magic guitar solo on Wishful Thinking

songs by amy
recorded and mixed by steve
maastered by jaakko viitalahde
neon by kunio ohashi

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Amy: guitar & vocals
Erica: drums & vocals

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